Atheists! I need your spiritual advice! Is it okay to cut your nails on the subway?

While riding the train to work today I was almost struck by a flying shard of fingernail from a Christian woman who was cutting her nails on the train! I was spiritually affronted and had to dodge like I was back in Nam. I am now depressed and demoralized. Should I have damned her to Hell for all eternity in hopes that she would repent of her odious behavior? You do agree with me don't you? Please say that you do!!Atheists! I need your spiritual advice! Is it okay to cut your nails on the subway?
No, it is better to bite them off and spit them out at strangers.Atheists! I need your spiritual advice! Is it okay to cut your nails on the subway?
Great question, if I could, I'd give this question ten stars! Maybe I will.





Spiritua;;y speaking it's just wrong and nasty to clip your nails on the train, but then it's also wrong to leave your 24oz can of bud on the seat as well, and your newspaper strewn all over the floor, or your coffee cup spilled into a puddle at my feet.


I think its safe to assume that all this litter was left by Christians, since they are the majority, the odds are that they were, so it was.
Not everyone can be high-class and gnaw them off, so I suppose a bit of nail-cutting is required ever so often. However, it should be done in the privacy of your own bathroom/cubicle/etc., and not on a train where poor, innocent victims such as yourself are subjected to such. I feel for you darling.
Well, it's better than having her cut her gnarly, gross toenails and throwing them at you, don't you think? Now THAT would be worthy of damning someone to hell for.





At least you don't work with someone who sits at her desk all day picking the bottoms of her feet.....(yeah, I'm talking about YOU, Cindy)
Gross, dude. That's seriously f*cked up. Who the hell cuts their nails on the subway? I mean it's already dirty enough without tiny bits of human bio matter decomposing on the ground... Well, even more bio matter.


To hell with the gross one!
That's improper etiquette and rude. It's generally considered impolite to spew your bodily fluids (including fingernail clippings) on others without their consent.
No. thats gross. that type of grooming needs to be done at home, or alone somewhere. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest her and her family.
That has nothing to do with spirituality. That's just plain wrong.





On the other hand, be glad it was a fingernail and not a toenail.
You should have taken off your shoes and started working on your toe nails. Aim the clippings her direction.
I hate it when people clip their nails in public. I would file an assault charge if I were you.
Eww.





But just curious, how did you know she was Christian?
Tell her that God will send her damned ars'e straight into the lake of sulphur and fire.


WHAT A BIT'CHY BAST'ARD
Nah, I usually scrape the dirt out from under'em and on the nice old man next to me