Spiritual advice needed; should I take the role in that women's prison movie I was offered?

I'm to play a butch, thuggish warden, the type who sets up cage matches between the inmates and does lots of surprise body cavity searches. This all sounds very good and well, but I have to admit, I am a bit bothered by the nude scenes....the script doesn't show me as having any, and I demand my camera time!





Anyway, I don't know if the movie will be good for my career, considering the obvious typecasting, but I really need the money; you can see that I am on the horns of an enema here.





Spiritually, what should I do?Spiritual advice needed; should I take the role in that women's prison movie I was offered?
Take it under one condition..


you can keep your gorgeous hairdo intactSpiritual advice needed; should I take the role in that women's prison movie I was offered?
Suggest 30 min of the movie be devoted to being captain of the prison football team. You still get the cavity searches during hikes and pileups.
Plan a wardrobe malfunction!
Yes, please, keep your hairdo!





I say, go for it, and break a leg.