Spiritual Advice for having patience?

If I have to read another one of Chris's answers, I am going to e-scream and throw an e-fit and throw something. In that order.





Lord, give me patience.Spiritual Advice for having patience?
Take a few deep breaths, light a few candles, and take a nice hot bath. Think about your Marlboro Man, and not about the annoying fundies. Incents are good too. A little lavendar goes a long way :)Spiritual Advice for having patience?
LOVE...


“I will strive to be patient and kind, not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. I will not demand my own way, be irritable, or keep a record of being wronged. I will not rejoice about injustice but will rejoice whenever the truth wins out. I will never give up, never lose faith, will always be hopeful, and endure through every circumstance. I will turn the other cheek, give up my coat, allow myself to be wronged, walk the extra mile, give when asked, love my enemies, bless those that curse me, do good to those that hate me, and pray for those who despitefully use me, and persecute me.  As much as is possible, I will be at peace with all men. I will do nothing out of conceit, but will strive to esteem others better than myself. I am able to do these things, not in my own strength, but because I can do all things through Christ Who strengthens me.”





Based on Matthew 5: 43-45, 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, Philippians 2:3.
in the case of Chris, you need to fast and pray!! lol!! I couldn't resist that.


as for patience, we have to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, keep in mind, Jesus said Love is the greatest gift. So we strive to re-think our opinion of Chris, and instead be compassionate towards him in know that he is spiritually blind, deadly wrong about OSAS, and apply the love Jesus has for everyone so that we too want the best for him. So we view his outrages answers in pity and compassion.
If I have to read that ';Please Pray now'; Prayer one more time


I will also throw an E-fit.


I always laugh at his most ridiculous answers. For instance ';The KKK is Catholic';, ';A Catholic made up The big bang so atheists are Catholic.';


E-hug ((((Dana)))) You are one of my favorite people on here. (And about the only one who makes any sense.)


Praying the rosary always calms me down.
Well, my first thought is don't let an anomalous mutant ruin your day, because you may as well be having a conversation with a blindfolded albatross and get farther along than worrying over that.





Second thought: release. Past all the emotion you know there is that certain core inside you. That part of you cannot be touched by emotion. That part of you you are in utter control of.
NEVER ask for it. It comes automatically courtesy of Lord God Almighty with a lot of drama. It will make you bitter or better
There is no true patience without the indwelling Holy Spirit of God.
What if he disappears and replaced by some one that is worse?
Here's some Mental advice: take a chill pill.
';The truth is that death brings immediate heaven or hell... Pray with me now';





The king of C%26amp;P
I'm going to duck before you throw something.Dana you are soooooooooooo funny.LOL