Spiritually speaking, who gives better spiritual advice; a pastor, or pasta?

My priest gives very good spiritual advise, in general.





My sister's fundamentalist, barely literate pastor, though, doesn't. He told my sister and BiL to kick out my 18 yr old nephew (senior in high school) for not being ';righteous'; enough. He had to go live with another family from their church, and that kid got my nephew into drugs.





So if your pastor is like hers, listen to your linguini before you listen to him,Spiritually speaking, who gives better spiritual advice; a pastor, or pasta?
Spiritualally speaking it is not at all possible by a pastor. You have to dig deep into the Bible with prayer. You just ask God to know the real meanings of Bible.





Bible is a word of God and it will suit human in all situation. It is informing the way of life as Jesus did in this world. He is the same yesterday, today and forever.





DOn't expect anybody to guide you. Otherwise two or three persons in your area assemble in a calm place and share your views and read the Bible.Spiritually speaking, who gives better spiritual advice; a pastor, or pasta?
Depends on who you connect with more. If you feel like spilling your heart out and listening to a pastor, by all means do so. But if you feel that meditating and communicating with the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster will bring you more spiritual fulfillment, I urge you to follow that path.
You know, as I swirl my fork through the trails of pasta in my bowl I begin to think about the vastness of the universe and how my problems are so benign and trivial compared to it.





And then I eat the entire bowl and I feel really good about it.
I certainly wouldn't take spiritual advice from a christian. What is spiritual about religion? I think they are the opposite--religion is imposed by threat from the outside; spirituality emerges from within!
Pasta.


I personally find cannelloni to be


more spiritual than tortellini but you know.


Each to their own -.-
Well pasta tastes good...so therefore it MUST be divinely inspired!





And a pastor just rapes little children...so.......do I need to explain myself further?





Blessed be!
Pasta, silence is great, nonsense is useless.
Advice is always worth exactly what you pay for it... the pasta is certainly more valuable!
Pasta. It'll actually do something useful for you.
Some people think it is cheese toast..





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Either one of them gives better spiritual advice than an atheist.
Pasta presumably never gets it wrong.
Pasta Kraft in particular gives good noodle
I would hope a Pastor would.





But if you are using pasta instead of tea leaves in a psychic reading;


who knows?
Pastor
Okay so antipasto is the antichrist.
pasta gives best spiritual advise. its not a sunday full of BS
definitly pasta
I've never been raped by pasta, so I'm gonna go with the latter.
Pasta. I taste my own personal heaven when I eat it. =D
PASTAA


%26amp; its healthy
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Maybe you should decide what you are looking for: heartburn or a warmed heart?
i love pasta.
PORK!!!!!!!!